It seems likely that All Star Wrestling will tag the muscled man-mountain Pierre Carl Ouellet (PCO - read more) with the mountainous man-muscle, Rene Dupree on their coming English tour. Right-away, you can see the nut-crunching possibilities. If PCO can sell the lethal nature of his concrete head-butts early on, the scene is set for some very entertaining nut-cracking for the heels in true-blue British style.
Nutcrunch 1 - (photo below) British wrestler Steve Regal's favorite move - PCO's head is used as a battering ram on Rene who is spreadeagled in the corner ropes - a variation on Golddust's 'Shattered Dreams' slash 'Golden Globes'.
'Shattered Deams'
(Above) Regal and Eugene use Conway as a battering ram on Sylvan during an English WWE tour
Nutcrunch 2 - A weakened PCO is whipped into the corner-post by his opponent. Rene comes in for the save. Rene is whipped face-first into a still groggy PCO in the corner - Rene falls back to the apron, spreadeagled. PCO is wobbling, wobbling, wobbling....AND TIMBERRRRRR!!! - the lumberjack crashes headfirst into Rene's nuts!!
Nutcrunch 3 - Rene is crotched on the corner post and drops back into the Tree of Woe, with his opponent doing groin stomp. Legal opponent whips PCO to Rene's corner, a drop toe hold on PCO, and PCO's head meets Rene's groin!!
Nutcrunch 4 - PCO and Rene anger the crowd, double teaming and entering the ring illegally during tag action. After some fast play, Rene is scoop-slammed to the middle of the ring. PCO distracts the ref, claiming his opponent entered the ring illegally. As the ref turns away, PCO struggles to enter the ring, trips on the ring rope and head-butts Rene in the nuts!!
Nutcrunch 5 - Hulk Hogan had his 'Hulkamaniacs' and, thanks to Stacy Kebler, Andrew 'Test' Martin had his 'Testicles'. Then Andrew dumped Stacy; (below) Stacy takes her revenge on Test's 'Testicles' with the 'rope ride rodeo', made popular in the UK by 'Tally-Ho Kaye'. This can be done singly (as below) or, in a tag match, with Rene and PCO deposited simultaneously on the top rope either side of the ring!!
Nutcrunch 6 (below) - a variation on the rope ride above - the 'bareback rodeo' (copyright Ric Flair).
Nutcrunch 7 - an extended version of the rope ride, perfected by Rick 'The Model 'Martel, as a heel-weakener in the final minutes of the match.
Nutcrunch 8 - open leg posting to the corner post.
Bobby Eaton used this move in the US but its works more effectively in the UK where a long corner cushion provides a more convincing nut-cruncher. In a variation of this, Rene, having previously removed the corner cushion to hurt his opponent, ends up astride the cushionless corner post.
Nutcrunch 9 - turnbuckle crotching followed by a whupping - the technique was perfected by Rick Martel in his feud with Tito Santana, with believably heavy falls to the top turnbuckle;
Nutcrunch 10 - the double nut and noggin nogger !!
PCO is in the tree of woe. Rene is whipped into PCO and falls legs apart. From outside the ring, the faces pull on Rene's legs until his crotch is in PCO's face. Each time they pull on Rene's legs he arches forward into PCO's crotch; both men are now headbutting (noggining) each other in the nuts (the double nut and noggin nogger). Repeat until finally's PCO legs are released. He wobbles, wobbles, wobbles ... and finally falls astride Rene for the 69'er!!!
"WASSUP !!"Flying head butt from the corner post and PCO takes one in the nuts at Blood, Sweat & Beers September 22nd, 2007
Postscript
Nutcrunch 11 - 'cojones crunching' south of the border (AAA)
Nutcrunch 12 - this move was perfected by Shawn Michaels in the mid 90s - here used by John Morrison during a recent WWE ladder match
